I'm a single black mother that is raising a wonderful lil boy!!!
Man I just can't believe that now I'm 30 my body is going down hill and what better way to start than with the EYES!!!
I went to the DMV on Friday to get my driver's license renewed. The only thing I had to do was take an eye exam. So I look down and the guy asked me to read line 5. I read what I thought I saw. So then he asked me to read line 5. And I'm like I just did. So he was like can you read line 5. So I read it again. Then he was like are you sure you read line 5 and I'm like yeah. It was kinda blurry but I thought I read it. Then he was like step back a lil bit. I'm like ok and took a step back and tried to read again. This time I just couldn't do it cuz it was just too blurry. So then he tells me to cover my left eye. I do that and he clicks the machine to sharpen the picture for me and I read the line for him. Then he asked me to tell him what side I saw the red light flashing. I did that with no problem. So when I'm done he tells me that I have what is called a lazy eye. For those of you that know me personally, I don't have a lazy eye. But I guess this is not what I think it is, which is the one sleepy eye. Nope, it's when one eye is weak (which is my left eye) and one is the stronger one (my right) and the stronger one is doing all the work.
SON OF A BITCH!!!
I never wore glasses outta my whole 30 years of being on earth. I always had perfect vision. So when he told me this my fucking mouth just dropped. WHAT!!!!???? ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!
But what sucks even more is that my job doesn't cover eyes. So if I was to go get an exam, I have to pay the full price!!!! OUCH!! But the girls at the City just told me to go to the Pearle Vision up the street and mention that I'm a City employee. I think I'll call in advance and see if the price is not too ridiculous.
WISH ME LUCK :)
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