I'm a single black mother that is raising a wonderful lil boy!!!
Well yesterday I got out to shake my bootay!!! Me, my sis, her male friend and my cuzin's girlfriend went out to this new club not too far from my sister's place. It was a steppers set and a hip hop thingie. The steppers set was on the 1st floor and the hip-hop was downstairs. I couldn't believe when my sister's guy friend got me up to step with him, I fucking froze up and was acting like I forgot how to step. I was soooo damn nervous it wasn't even funny!!! YEAH I SUCK BIG TIME. Cuz when we were at my sister's house getting bubbly, I was doing ok. I admit I'm not the best, but I CAN step.
So then we go down to the hip hop place. I have to say that I give it to black people trying to get their business on, but could you make it a lil larger and have seating for EVERYONE!!! It was like partying in the house and then carrying it on in the basement. Both establishments were painfully small. Then they tried to have a lil VIP section. I swear I thought we were at a house party.
So then I'm walking up the stairs to check out the steppers part again and this girl stops me and is like hey Kasandra!! So I look up and was like who are you? And she's like Nikki!! And I was like oh God. So she gives me a hug and then her girl Vicki (who I knew also) gives me a hug too. So I'm up at the steppers set and get ready to go down to the hip hop and Nikki grabs me and points me at the bar. So I walk over with her and wouldn't you know, a whole bunch of people I went to school with!!! So I said at the top of my voice "Man this is a Bolingbrook High School ReUnion up in this bitch!" There were 3 more girls, who was a grade under me there. So my sis is down here by this time and we're all hugging and stuff. So then she pats this guy on the back and he turns around and it's Nikki's baby daddy who went to high school with us also!!! Good God Almighty!!! Man it was alot of my old Nigs I used to hang and smoke wit!!!!
So then I'm sitting (yeah I really did find a chair) and bumping to the music when this guy approaches me and was like you don't remember me huh? And I'm like I know your face but I just don't remember your name. And so he tells me, but I forgot. I think he said Cary. He said he graduated in 1992, but I graduated in 1994. So we are huggin and he's getting a lil chummy with me. But then an hour later he's getting chummy with my sister. Jack Ass!!! So then me, my sis, and our cuz are getting ready to go and so I told him we were ready to go and he's like I'm riding with you. OH Yeah???!!! Whatever!!! So then he's trying to kiss me on the neck and trying to grab my ass and I'm like dude chill. So then I'm walking up the stairs and he's trying to hump me from behind!! Jeez bro!!! This is why I don't like going to clubs. Men really think your there just to give away coochie. And you would think that now that we're 30, we would be alot different from high school. Boy was I wrong. Don't care how old they are, men of all ages are just assholes!!!!
But what really felt good about the whole thing, that me and my sis looked better then any of the girls there!!! And even though I've put on weight, I still look good for my size!!! Cuz when Nikki saw me, she strainght complemented me on how "Cute" I was!!! Cuz a couple of the girls were like as big as me and my sister put together. Now that's just plain LARGE!!!
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