I'm a single black mother that is raising a wonderful lil boy!!!
Man I swear I'm getting old.
Today was the church's picnic. I went there and I was having a good time. But didn't get to do anything cuz I had to keep an eye on my turd.
Black women are the same whether they are saved or not. All the women I hung around did nothing but GOSSIP!!! It's just like being at the beauty shop, you can get your gossip on!!!! So I didn't try to get all cute cuz I knew Satan would be out there sitting wit us and I don't like heat at all. So I wore some capris and a t-shirt with flip flops.
The older women wanted to jump double dutch so since I knew how to jump, I gave it a shot. Keep in mind I haven't jumped rope in over 5 years. I recall the last time I played was with my neices. So anyway at first I just turning. Then I get myself all geeked thinking I still got it. My ghetto ass took my flip flops off to jump and was messing up. I started to get my feel for it again after a couple of turns. When I finally get my feel back, I lost my balance and almost tripped and fell. So I just put my flip flops back on and started turning again. I so happened to look down and my pinky toe is just BLEEDING!!!! AWWW MAN!!! I sit down and get some water to clean it off and looked at it again to see the big plug of skin off my toe!!! EEEEWWWLLLLLL. So when finished cleaning it, it just started throbbing and I was limping...it was time to go home.
I put some peroxide on my toe and dammit it burned like crazy!!! Put on some neosporin and put one of my son's Sponge Bob band-aids on. I laid down and rested awhile and now my whole freaking leg hurts!!! I'm just limping like I'm 99 years old!!! UGGHHH!!!
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