I'm a single black mother that is raising a wonderful lil boy!!!
Yesterday was a pretty cool day. I don't like to watch sports much, but was pretty sad that our home team lost. Oh well.
I went to my cousin's girlfriend's baby shower last nite. Me and my mom thought it would be a bummer because all the kids were like under 21, but it turned out pretty nice. At first we just sat around becuase her mother was late showing up, so me, my mom, my grandmother, and a friend of the family made it quite interesting by talking about all the people we could find.
The place was held at Bolingbrook Club House and I thought that since it was for younger kids, I wouldn't see anyone that I knew from high school.....WRONG!!! I saw one girl there and man her ass was as big as a CTA Bus!!!! I kinda felt good about my weight because she used to be smaller than me!!! I know that was wrong, but I did feel good.
Their family was very cool to us. Her mother, especially, was awesome. My cousin told me that she drank a half pint of E & J everyday!!! But by looking at her, you wouldn't even think it. They all were Creole and her mother had the prettiest eyes. I told my cousin not to fuck around with his baby's mother or else they'd put a voodoo curse on him and make his dick shrivel up!!! He just laughed and was like, "I'll beat her ass"!!! I was like ok she can get over a beaten ass but can you get over a shriveled up dick? No laugh then...
And oh my God was she big!!! We asked if she was having twins and my cousin was like no because the ultra sound only showed one kid. Obviously he didn't know any better so my older sis and I had to school him. We told him that the baby could be hiding the other baby. Then he tried again. He said that they only heard one heartbeat. Ok their heartbeats can be in rythm, IDIOT!!! He looked nervous after I told him, but hey you have to be prepared when she is this big. She told us she has gained 55 pounds. She is a smalled framed girl and she said that she now weights 190lbs!!!! She also said she gain 27 pounds in 2 weeks!!! Ouch!!! I thought I gained weight a lil fast in the first trimester, but she obviously has me beat by a long shot.
I really can't see my cousin taking care of a baby because he is spoiled and selfish. But hey I couldn't see myself with a kid, and I survived. I wish them all the best, because Lord knows they need it.
They also mentioned that Wal-Mart is not going to be a place where "THEY" get the baby's clothes from. Their kid is only going to wear the best. Again another mistake. It's ok for a kid to wear cheaper clothes when they are that age, hell they probably won't wear an outfit but once or twice before giving it away or tossing it!!! But they'll see this when the baby is here!!! Again I wish them all the best.
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