I'm a single black mother that is raising a wonderful lil boy!!!
Would this year hurry up and come to a fucking end!!!! FUCK!!!
I have been ill all this year and this shit has to change. I told you first that I had nemonia and then caught a cold from my son and relapsed. Well now my friends me and my son got the stomach flu from my sister and her kids. First my neice had it, then my sister, then my nephew. I thought my son had a mild case on Friday and he was done. But nooooo.
Me, my sis, and the kids went shopping on Friday and we went to TJ Max in Fox Valley. All of a sudden my son is telling me he has to pee and I told my neice to take him to the bathroom. As I'm taking him out of the cart, I noticed he smelled. Well I just thought he farted. But then my neice took him and came right back out saying I better go in there and handle it. Well I go in there and he's got shit all in his draws!!!! EEEELLLLL!!!! So I had to buy him so undies and some socks. Well I bought him gingerale and thought he was ok becuase he didn't have anymore problems.
Monday, my mom, my son and I go out shopping some more and then we stop at Texas Road House to have lunch. Everything is fine. I get home and go to sleep around 10-10:30pm. I notice this burning pain in my stomach and just think it's heartburn. Well around 3 in the fucking morning, I get up cuz I feel I have to url!!! And of course I do!!! Then I had a poopie accident, I fucking felt like I was 2 learning to go to the bathroom before it's too late. So I get into the shower and go back to bed. Well me and my son get up and I'm about to go to work and we both couldn't make it to the bathroom. DAMMIT!!!
So then my son is standing in the bathroom with poop on his leg. He didn't know what was on his leg at first until he touches it with his hand. Well when he figures out it's shit he's like EEELLL and looks at me. I'm about to grab his washcloth and before I could wipe it off his hand he fucking wipes it on the wall. What a FUCKING TURD!!!! So I had to clean me, him, and the poo-poo wall!!!
But boy I'll tell you, I haven't really had nothing to eat (yesterday I had nothing and today I had some soup and a chicken strip) so mabybe I can lose some of those holiday pounds I'm sure I packed on. I'm sure pissing outta your ass is a great diet regimen!!!!!
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