I'm a single black mother that is raising a wonderful lil boy!!!
I have to say that Thanks Giving wasn't all that bad. The only thing I was right about was people leaving with plates!!! But the only thing that truly pissed me off was my drunk ass mother!!! She got sooo fucking twisted. My cuzins are not used to seeing her, but I'm sure that had a few things to say when they weren't around us. Every other word my mom used was SHIT & FUCK & MUTHAFUCKA. She embarrassed me and my sis sooo bad. She even MOONED everyone!!! Can you believe that??!! She showed everyone her natural black ASS!!! I was basically mortified. I know that she does that in front of us, but not relatives who she really don't see and know. My cuzins looked like they didn't want to be there at that moment, but who could blame them?
The food was great. My mom and I cooked our ass off. But one thing that pissed her off is that 2 of the 3 cuzins that came from Minnesota (including their mom) don't eat pork. Most of the spread was pork. We had greens and they didn't eat that becuase it had hamhocks. They didn't eat the ham. Whatever. They were raised on this stuff. They eat shit like soy milk and garden burgers and tofu!!! YUCK. They say that swine is bad for ya!!! My grandmother is 78 yrs young and she is still ticking!!! She is still eating the stuff and hasn't had any problems so far. I say when your time has come ain't no tofu gonna save your ass, but that's them. There was more ham and more pork for me to eat (yummy)!!!
Now the only person that left with a plate was my uncle. We didn't have much food for people to even take a plate, but he made sure his trifling ass took one. As a matter of fact, he took 2!!! FAT FUCKER!!! He sat around all day and drank our liqour and ate like a king and his royal ass had the nerve to leave with 2 plates!!! I told you how trifling black folks are!!!!!
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