I'm a single black mother that is raising a wonderful lil boy!!!
I was really having a shitty day until someone made my day. This weekend (Saturday) I kinda got drunk and called my son's father and blasted him out. Yeah I know this is tacky, but let the liquor tell it. I called him and his mother all kind of names...Fuck you...You ain't shit...Fucker...you name it, I said it!!!
Then on Sunday my neice and nephew was over and my nephew and my son were just making a lil too much noise that my neighbors downstairs came up to complain. They are about 99 years old and I really couldn't hear the lady when she was speaking to me, I had to ask her to repeat herself a couple of times. Well it looked like her husband put her up to the job, cuz she was scared shitless!!! But she basically told me to keep down all the noise. I told her I'm calming them down, but my son is 3, what do you want to do? Then she stated that her husband said that if I don't keep down the noise, then they would call the association on me. Again, I explained that my son is 3, what do you want me to do? UGGHHH!!! Old people!!! You live in an apartment complex, you have to expect some noise. Me and my son are usually not there on weekdays, but on weekends we are there. He really doesn't get outta hand till his cousins show up and then him and my nephew are "DOUBLE TROUBLE"!!! If they can't handle the noise, go to a fucking old folks home!!!! Oh speaking of old people, I found out from my grandmother that my ex babysitter is now telling everyone I put her in the hospital!!!! She got admitted on Thursday and should be released tomorrow. Can you believe this shit??!!! What I said to her was on Monday and it took you 3 fucking days to get sick??? Bitch please!!! If she knew that my grandmother is now watching my son, I could just go ahead and bury her then. She gets so jealous of knowing that my son spends time with her. I mean she is his great grandmother, what the hell!!!
So I'm here right now at Jackson Hewitt and earlier was the funniest shit I seen today. I'm doing a guy's tax return, and who walks in? My son's "fake" grandmother!!! It was awesome. She saw me and her mouth dropped!!! She had no idea that I worked at the same place that she gets her taxes done!!! Man was it classic. So what does she do? She kindly walks in and says "I'm just picking up a card, says hi to me, and calmly walks out!!! BITCH!!!
But the funny part is, I didn't do anything to this hoe. I tried to reconcile my differnces with her this year, but we just don't like each other. Oh well, I tried. I had to call my mom after I finished my customer up. My mom was like she'll probably come back during the day when she knows I'm at my full-time job. So then my supervisor said she'll say nothing but good things about me and how well I'm doing here. HA-HA!! You guys just don't know how this made my day. If you could've seen her face, TOO FUNNY!!!
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