I'm a single black mother that is raising a wonderful lil boy!!!
Well it was my birthday on Sunday (I'm 29 now) and boy did I have a nice one!!! Even though I didn't get any gifts, it still turned out to be pretty nice!!! The reason why it was soooo nice is becuase a sista got her swerve on!!! For peeps who don't understand that, I GOT LAID!!!
Yeah, yeah you might think it was nothing but imagine a really FAT person not getting any food. Well that's what it was like for this freak. I haven't been freaky in a few months and needed to get my freak on.
But in all of the freakiness, me and the guy (I will call him Mr. B.) went out to dinner, consumed plenty of apple martinis, and went to a strip club.
The strip club was awesome. My girlfriend Laila told me that her and her hubby went to one and he got her a lap dance from a woman. She told me it was totally hot. So for my birthday gift, I got a lap dance for him. But Mr. B ended up getting the both of us a lap dance. I have to say that even though I'm not a lesbian, it was kinda hot. Well then after that we went to another location in the club and women contined to dance for the birthday girl by shaking their tits in my face. But man did that get Mr. B hot. We had a pretty hot and steamy car ride back to his place before we got it on some more.
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